Jacify My Statement.

okay... what do u do when u r bored?

facebook?! yes.
read pple's updates? yes.
look at their photos? yes.
look at their cute friends? yes.
look at strangers' profiles? erm...yes.
stalk anyone? erm... guilty.

list of people that I stalk on a daily basis (strangers)

emma-cho, andrew's ex

and to prove the world is really small, john.

ok, i can't find a decent photo of him but who cares.

let me slowly illustrate.

i was back from singapore and paul came up to me saying,

"have you heard about john's offer?"

"who the hell is john? and what offer?"
I stared at kim for some answers but she was as oblivious as I was.

"the guy in produce with a goatee? he said u r hot and ask if u r interested."

"huh? i dun think i meet him before and what is produce? how he knows me? i work in the night yeah."

"seen you when you were working 5am shift. come on, u need some sex."
paul and his irritating-yet-harmless jokes.

"whatever and who the hell looks hot at 5am?!"
walked away in a pretense of fury.
ok, i was pretty happy. come on, hot at 5am after work? that's new to me.
I didn't accept the offer and i also realised that the guys at work are pretty protective towards me. they kinda told john off and not wanting to tell me about it.

not that it matters. back to the story. emma-cho was attached on 19th feb, the day she came down to brisbane for holiday. she stays in stanthrope. see! conincidence again. i kinda frequent stanthrope since von's dad is there. kim and i were thinking she patch back with andrew since he has been really nice n smiley. according to kimology, he must have some sex-ing to make him look so radiantly happy.blah blah blah and the story goes on.

one fine day, emma-cho edited her status to "in a relationship with john".
GOD!! is him. that john.

n they live happily ever after trying for a baby after first week of getting together.

erm... 泛滥的爱。