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Confessions of a Conservative Nun

Adopted this topic from Stomp and decided to write something that kept inside t me for so long that I refused to let anyone know. That's what we called the darkest secrets.

Here, my confessions are in no particular order.

I hugged and kissed my bolster to sleep since young and now, I still have this habit.
Call me deprived but I am better than those who kissed their hands to 'practise' kissing.
When I stayed at home the whole day, I don't bath till night time. I see no need since I am so comfy the way I am.
I only brushed my teeth after my breakfast. Cleaner lor!
In my bathroom, you can see plenty of facial foams and shampoos. I deeply believed that we cannot use one single brand, we must try others to prevent getting "immuned" .
I got phobia towards drinking Vodka after the event with Ping. The dare.
Exams anxiety. I don't fare well during exams.
After 12am, my voice will turned real deep.
When I am alone, I think alot, fantasises alot about the impossibles. eg. What will it be like if I am so and so's gf?! If I am some rich girl, how will I spend the money?
I used to kiss my class photo (Colin Chong) to sleep and imagine him as my bolster. Pri 4 to 5's memories.
I peed in the corridor before coz I was too urgent to even open the damn door. But that was when I was pri 6.
I played with my mum's makeup and called Colin Chong. Thinking I will sound prettier if I had make up on. That was when I was in Pri 4.
The most ridiculous thing I did in the past was to wash my hair with a pail when on the line with Joel Chong. I remembered I was the LOVE expert and telling how to woo Jeanette. What a contradiction I was. That was pri 4 too.
I ate mucus when I was young. I bet everyone did that!!!!
Colin and I had a mini business that never succeed. Our product: The paper dustbin which cost 50cents. wahaha. Pri 5.
When I sensed that a guy like me, I will treat the guy like trash, scold him, be real mean to him even though I like him too.
I don't believe in the word best friends coz they failed me everytime and I don't categorised my friends. To me, at different phase of your life, you will have someone who is close. Once you passed that, that's it.
I once told William Sin that I know how toout curse on people very well and he believes me and treated me like lao da ever since. Pri 3.
I picked up smoking a month ago to try how was it like but didn't continue coz I feel that is dumb.
I fall in love and fall out of love easily.
I dated Victor lee when I was Pri 5 coz colin fall for steph. Victor was also my type.. so why not?! We went kfc and jurong for a walk and that was it.
I had a flowery swimwear that looks ultra ah ma during Pri 4-5. Worst, learning swimming with victor and his bro. Such a disgrace. They none the better... Flowery trunks! haha
I peed in the pool.
I can contispate up to a month. Imagine where all the shit goes?!
I stop having big pimples after Sec 3.
Cannot stand pimples with pus. I will continously bug pple to squeeze them away.
Hate to be monitor or chairman but loved to be nominated. Shows I am well-liked.
Watch my first porn at the age of 17 and fall asleep watching it. So funny got gu chuang one!
I die under the legs of Aries men. There's something about them that I like. Colin Chong is an arian.
At 17, I lend someone 800 bucks and never got it all back.
My ambition is to be a air stewardess so I can fly around the world and not quarrel with my mum.--- No time to quarrel with her.